Some weeks ago was my dads birthday and I got some cream as compensation for my always excellent behavior.
It was really “nhami” but I do not recommend it to someone who has problems with gases, as I have.
I farted a lot …
So here is my advice … cream and fresh air is an impossible combination …
Hello everybody … haha!!!!
Well … today is friday … finally!!!! Lots of things have happened this week. First we got a box on the living room and Godis took over it! It was the first time that she really seemed to care about something … she just completely own the box and me and Blixten had to learn how to say yes to women wishes … Oo. Whatever … I was the only one that went to summerhouse and got some vegetarian sausages!!!! I also got to hunt a little and was really cosy to get all the attention just for myself!!!!
“Godislåda”
” My precious!!!” … By the way … I haven’t seen any cat at Lord of the Rings … why? Why? Why?
Whatever … what is important is that I totally rule on the summerhouse …
My hunter profile … ^.^
Ok … then … later … during the week we had to stay inside AGAIN because of the squirrel … WE DO NOT LIKE IT!
Day after happened what I was waiting for … Godis had to go to bathroom … and I could try the BOX!!!!
But suddenly she was back and I had to play dead to avoid some fight … I can also be a gentleman sometimes …
However the nicest thing that could happen, happened yesterday when I had the opportunity to laugh my head off when Godis had a fashion show and me and Blixten got the best part of it … to be the audience!!!! “Extas!!!”
Ridiculous …
Haahahuauuaahuahuahu … more than more ridiculous …
And mami says: “She is so cute!” … Poor mami …
Well … nice weekend and laugh … a lot … I can borrow you Godis!!! ;D
Hej allihopa d.v.s … Gibson … min enda läsare XD! Först vill jag skriva på svenska idag för att tacka min bästa vän Gibbe för påsk kortet som han skickade till mig!!! Det var den bästa överaskning jag har någonsin blivit överaskat med ^.^!!!!! Mamma och pappa var borta hela dagen och när de kom hem hade de kollat brevlådan och mamma ropade: “Salem, du har fått påsk hälsning!” Fattar ni??? Bara JAG i HELA huset har fått påsk hälsning, bekräftelse på att jag äger och har suuuuper bra vänner!!! Jag har retat Godis och Blixten hela kvällen och det var den bästa present jag kunde få! Nu ska jag visa min tacksammhet med två bilder. Jag kunde tyvärr inte le eller visa min glädje för annars kanske folk börjar tycka att jag är gullig, och det är jag ICKE … jag är kunglig …
Jag ser rätt ful på bilderna men det är kamerans fel … den är ju gammal. Måste också visa att jag har fått mask. Det var höjden av pinsamhet för att mamma och pappa såg det och berättade för alla. Onödigt!
Om man kollar noga på kortet så ser man exakt den stunden då masken bestämde sig för att dra från min rumpa … genant!!!!
Nu ska jag avsluta med en bild på när jag fick en oliv … visste inte att oliver var så kul, men det är de … pröva detta!
Glad påsk! Ät mycket!!!!
Today I am going to post some pictures to show how I love when it is summer and I can be at grandmas summerhouse and get some fresh air. I think it is taking such a long time to turn summer and I’m soooo looking forward to it … can anyone help me???
At grandmas summerhouse there is a lot of space to run … there are a lots of trees to climb … lots of mice to eat … its really cool! Usually I have to share all these cool things with Siri but I don’t care cos when its summer I become kind ^.^
I want to invite everybody to be at the summerhouse this year and I’m thinking about to have a big cat party …
Thinking about the menu you can enjoy as much grass as you want:
Nhami …
You can also sit at this comfortable stone and enjoy the sun … PS: Siri shouldn’t be part of the advertising and the sun should be … but keep your interest anyway …
Free hunting areas …
You can even take how many ridiculous pics as you want …
We also guarantee safe transport back home …
And you can be part of this paradise just for the simple condition that you take Godis and Blixten with you home 
PS: We don’t accept returns …
Bookning: salemsalame@pleasetakethisoffer.com
Today is my mothers birthday … I love my mom even if she can be REEEALLY annoying sometimes. Usually she wants to give so many kisses that I just want to runaway to some kind of “freemotherkissesplace”. However she can be kind and lovely when she gives me fish and pets me … ^.^ The most important with my mom is that she LOVES ME and other less important animals too … =^.^= This is the reason why she got a present today! Yeah … Jerry helped ME and Blixten and Godis to buy a gift to her … I was thinking about to buy a box of wet food first or even raw fish but he thought she shouldn’t like it … then we bought a lottery to her so she can be rich and buy whatever she wants … hope she will become rich and buy me a big cat house and kilos of raw fish and send Blixten and Godis to vacations on “Neverland” …
Happy Birthday mamiiii!!!!
I couldn’t smile on the picture … it would be too cute …
PS: If you are not Swedish use the google translator!!!!
We also bought flowers … I don’t know why … they don’t even taste good … Oo
Today Jerry and Janaina went to Karlstad to buy some stuff and they promised that I should get something cool (I got a little jealous after Gibson have got a “pig-toy”, whatever …) HOWEVER … look what I got ô.ô!!!!!
Now … look to my face and tell me … what is the limit to animal cruelty????
What I have to stand …
What the hell is this?
Ok … better to destroy it to show that I DIDN’T LIKE IT!!!!!
Whatever …
Today was not so funny … I slept most of the time, watched the squirrels, annoyed them … got some fish and tried to hide in moms closet…
I was not so good to do that cos I left some clothes at the floor and they could easily find me … I HATE to be awaken by the flash of the camera … “det värsta jag vet”
PS: I’m not the one on the first floor …
Night everyone!
Hello monday!
First I have to tell that yesterday I had a good sleeping time at the window with my little toy “kanin”. I have “kanin” since I was a baby but latestly Doris, a Chinese crested dog who lives in the apartment in front of ours, was coming in to us and stealing my “kanin”. Mamma bought a similar to her but it didn’t work and for some days I was missing my toy. Anyway, now it is back and I can sleep well.
Today has been a crazy day. First I woke up looking forward to run under the sun, climb trees and play “tittut” with Blixten on the garden BUT … it was suddenly winter again! I don’t understand! Yesterday was spring and today we are back to snow. WTF!!!! Oo
Whatever … I got a little irritated by that happening and went inside my shelter to cast “evil eyes” over everybody.
However, the biggest surprise of my day was on its way … when I was preparing myself to go out even under the grey sky … I was stopped by my mothers scream: “Nej nej Salem!!!! Du får inte gå ut nu!” (No Salem, you cannot go out now!)
And then I run to the cat door but it was closed oO!!!!!!! Guess why??? SQUIRRELS!!!!!!!! My garden just turned into a gathering of hungry squirrels!!! And the worst part is that I can’t go out!!!!!! It makes me mad!!!
First one squirrel on the ground …
Then two …
Enough!!!!! Three of them!!!! Oo
They just came and STAYED … they stayed for so many hours that I was screaming my lungs out to go out … scratching the window and playing the insane but nothing happened, mami didn’t open the cat door …
At the end Blixten was joining me in the cause and fighting for freedom!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok … he was not fighting … he was just watching me do that :/
Anyway … the squirrels didn’t want to leave and they DESTROYED my morning …
After probably FIVE hours … ok … three and a half hours … ok … maybe one and a half hour O.O they left … then I was to tired to go out and decided to sleep …
It made my mom CRAZY!!!!!!!!
Does anyone knows how to hunt squirrels??? I need some lessons …
Salem Salame
